J: Listen, when you go into someone's house, stay there until it's time to leave. Don't bring any food or clothes or anything. If the people don't welcome you, then go outside the town and shake the dust off your feet.
P: Well, we thought we'd just hand-out flyers. Put them on door knobs and all. Probably won't even run into anyone. Figure we'll knock it out in about three hours.
J: What do you mean, flyers?
P: You know, like, papyrus that says how you're gonna be at the 'gogue' this weekend.
J: But what about the power and authority I gave you?
P: We used it on graphic design.
J: On what?
P: How 'bout a wheat buy-down?


one of the many reasons you rock.
Posted by: anne jackson | December 18, 2008 at 01:06 PM
That ROCKS. Good stuff...as always man.
Posted by: Nic Burleson | December 18, 2008 at 01:18 PM
Graphic design is a perfectly good use of power and authority ;)
Posted by: Josh Wilcox | December 18, 2008 at 01:53 PM
now, THAT is good stuff. I'm convicted and laughing- good combo.
Posted by: Brian Ayers | December 18, 2008 at 04:21 PM
dude, that is freaking funny. You're my fav blogger. short, consistent, and funny.
Posted by: Drew | December 18, 2008 at 05:27 PM
Brilliant.
Posted by: Pete | December 18, 2008 at 11:22 PM