I thought I'd fit-in better in Georgia with a truck. So I bought a big, black one with windows tinted so dark, they'd be illegal in any other state.
I can't back up at night because I can't see through the darn windows. It's so tall, I cringe when I'm driving in parking garages. And when I part ways with my environmentally conscious friends, I loiter in the parking lot until they speed away in their fuel-friendly hybrids so that they don't think less of me. I keep the radio on country in case someone rides with me at lunchtime. And when I peeled the dealer stickers away, I left the word "Lincoln" because it reminded me of the president. There. Now you know a little more about me.


Git 'r done!
Posted by: Dan | December 18, 2008 at 03:49 PM
There are easier ways to blend in down here. :)
Posted by: Tony McCollum | December 18, 2008 at 04:29 PM
"I loiter in the parking lot until they speed away in their fuel-friendly hybrids so that they don't think less of me. I keep the radio on country in case someone rides with me at lunchtime. "
Is this the same guy that wrote the post entitled "The Fear of Man"?
Ben, i love ya, but if you create a life for yourself, live it...live it BIG..OWN IT...and fear nothing, but God...like you wrote only a few short weeks ago.
Posted by: Wade | December 20, 2008 at 01:13 PM
as long as you help people move owning a truck is fine ;)
Posted by: gail | December 21, 2008 at 05:02 PM